So who knew dangling crystals from the Oscars would take a backburner to the entertainment? I was pleasantly surprised and impressed by Hugh Jackman's performance last night. Highlights of the evening include: the opening act; past winners of the major awards presenting to this year's recipients; Jennifer Aniston clenching on stage as she tried to avoid eye contact with Branjolina; and last but not least the many wardrobe disasters that made me laugh hysterically. Sofia Loren move to the top of the list. Come on, she must sleep with her eyes open, Nip/Extreme Tuck!